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Bruce Smarty Pants:
Code Name: Pit Boy
Age: 21
Hair: Red
Favorite Bands: Bruce Lee Band, Jeremy Enigk (SDRE), Ghoti Hook
Super Power: Wall crunching back of steel
Josh Smarty Pants:
Code Name: Porterhouse
Age: 16
Hair: Brown
Favorite Bands: Lagwagon, Good Riddance, Mad Caddies, Dingees
Super Power: Steel stomach able to handle Circus Peanuts
Elvis Smarty Pants:
Code Name: Jason (shh, don't tell, it's a secret)
Age: 16
Hair: Blondish Brown
Favorite Bands: Craig's Brother, Less Than Jake, MxPx
Super Power: Whipping Josh at Pro Wrestling!!!

Eric Smarty Pants:
Code Name: Captain Offbeat
Age: 16
Hair: Red
Favorite Bands: Hanson, the Oneders, the Spice Girls
Super Power: Can walk through windows (sometimes)
Matt Smarty Pants:
Code Name: M.C. Farlane
Age: 17
Hair: Brown
Favorite Bands: All I know is he LOVES John Denver!
Super Power: Top Secret: I think it has something to do with cheese
Jason Smarty Pants:
Code Name: Vengeance Risen
Age: 18
Hair: Brown
Favorite Bands: The Huntingtons, Craigs Brother, The Ataris
Super Power: Shooting chunks of his finger.

Adam Smarty Pants:
Code Name: T-Bone
Age: 16
Hair: Brown
Favorite Bands: Mr. T Experience, Face to Face
Super Power: Telling bad jokes until his enemies fall asleep
Mr. Smarty Pants gives all glory and praise to Jesus Christ our savior.
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