Hey kids! It has been MUCH too long since we have seen most of you guys! We are still trying to book up a bunch of dates right now before Aug 8 and after Aug 20, So if you have hook-ups, please try to help! Call (209) 632-9099 if you have anything! In case you haven't heard, SMARTWORLD IS HERE!!!! We now have all of our merchandise in stock, including the nWo, Furbie & heavy metal t-shirts & Smartworld CDs. Order information is on the Mailorder Page. For those of you who have an mp3 player, there are now mp3s of 2 full songs and 2 clips on the Sounds Page. We are also now on mp3.com at "mp3.com/mrsmartypants". Please tell everyone you know to visit our page on mp3.com and download the audio files. The more people who do, the more exposure we'll get! For those of you that don't, get WinAMP or MacAMP, they're really good!Unfortunately, at Furbie's birthday party, I broke the stage. (see below for details...) Also, as you may have noticed, MSP has now joined the ranks of corporate rock. Yes, we are now officially sponsored by King Dork Clothing. Be sure to visit the message board & post a message. Don't forget to tell a friend about the Official Mr. Smarty Pants Homepage! See you at the Shows!

July 29 - Aug 1- Kids Camp for Monte Vista Chapel

Aug 4- Evangelical Free Church in Manteca

Aug 6- Two Dogs Cafe in Morro Bay w/ Drive-In

Aug 27- U-Turn Ministries in Los Banos

Aug 28- Centennial Park in Paso Robles w/ Prosper, Noggin Toboggan and others!

Sep 4 & 5- Skate Core '99 has officially been rescheduled. Jason Smith (the promoter) had a bad injury. Please pray for him as he recovers.

Sep 11- Coffee Connection, Mt. Shasta, CA

Sept 26- Sonfest '99 in Turlock with Widow's Mite, Superavengers, No Reply (?), and Jawbone

Oct 9- Valley Hope Community Church in Turlock

Oct 16- Salvation Army divisional youth rally w/ Widow's Mite, Redwood Glen Camp, Santa Cruz

To book MSP or for more info (times, directions), e-mail [email protected] or call (209)632-9099

Stay tuned for more! That's what I know for now. Keep it real with the corn on the cob scene & send money for my homeys in lockdown! I'll let ya know more when I know more!